I haven't talked much about classroom life yet because I've been so busy trying to settle in here and adjust to the myriad little details of Korean life that confuse a Canadian like myself. And because I don't want to be a super creeper and take pictures in class, there won't be many pictures in this post. But to make up for that, I give you a sound file!
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It's so cutesy, it'll make you wanna scream (and then mouth along everafter)! Peh-ta peh-ta ee-oo-eee!
Anyway, back to school. Each day is filled with great, heart-warming triumphs but those are equally balanced by sometimes day-long sessions of mental torture, all because of these kids that I love and hate.
Some are the sweetest and kindest students that I could ever hope to teach, while some are the kind that you would see on Asian dramas blackmailing, hurting or even killing teachers. It can be quite horrifying to think what kind of revenge they could wreak on me, considering I live right across from the school.
One class in particular, 112, is the class from hell. The kids are so obviously inflicted with ADD and so devoid of any kindness or redeeming qualities. I've had to break out Devil Chris, slamming textbooks on desks, yelling in kids' faces, and throwing little punks out of class. Do you think I'm over-reacting? I feel kinda lucky that I didn't snap some necks after some kids threw a paper box at my co-teacher and then one of them spat on her back.
But in the end, when I'm sitting at my desk trying to calm myself down, I realise that I can't really blame them. It's surprising what some of these children have to put up with. They get to school way before I do, probably around 7:30 or 8:00 am and then I've seen some kids around the school well around 11:00 pm. The high school next door regularly lets their kids out at 9:00 pm and while it seems really social, and probably helps kids make friends better in a city so big that it'd be pretty hard otherwise, you have to wonder what their homelives are like if they're getting home around midnight and then getting up at 6:00 am for school the next morning.
And, hey, quick break for confession time; this is how I feel about my students: my egotistical side knows just how celebrities feel when they say "I-hate-all-this-attention-and-everyone-go-away-I-never-asked-for-this-screw-you-I-want-my-fucking-privacy-you're-all-monsters-oh-wait-where'd-everyone-go-oh-I'm-such-a-lonely-attention-whore." Do with that what you will.
But I think my co-teacher summed it up best when she said, in reply to my comment that some of the kids are so sweet, that, "the kids are sweet outside the class but inside, they are our enemies". No sarcasm. No joke. Just pure bitterness. And, oh, such bitterness. Another friend's co-teacher said, "if the kids don't care, then I don't care." Comments like these step all over my rosy dream of being a great, father-like teacher and making a difference in every single child's life. Of course, as all Korean working folk will tell you: booze is the answer.
The weekends are filled with boozy, barf-filled nights and those almost always spill into the weekdays. This Friday, K, K and I went to this Olive Garden and, drank, then went to this bar called 4 Degrees, where you get beer in a weird vase and you can put it into a hole in the table to always keep it ice cold. See:
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